Thong And Dance Routine

Some guys do things the same all their lives. Women too. We mimic our parents. My mom bought me plain white stretch briefs as underwear all through my childhood, so when I grew into an adult, I bought them too. Little did I know what a fashion sin I was causing.

It was not until, perhaps, I was about fifty that I met a woman who saw them and told me to remove them. I thought she might be hot for me, but the true fact was, she said, "Put on some jeans, we are going to J.C. Penny's right now and finding you some decent adult underwear!"

My dad used to walk around the house in his loose (pretty bad looking) plain white boxers. This frightened me; not his walking around, but the fact that this might be what has become of me. A middle-aged guy walking around the house in baggy white boxers; I was becoming daddy, and she is she was expediting that process by making me buy loose white boxer shorts." To my pleasant surprise, that was not the case. Yes, there were boxers, but they were tight-fitting designed boxers that felt and looked great. Some were plain boxers but well-designed, some were very brief breifs, but colorful to match my clothing. She made me throw away all my old BVD's which, like an old car or computer, had become my friends, so there was that short grieving process. But it was very short-lived. She liked them so much, she would go on special shopping sprees to find me good looking boxer shorts.

On the other hand, I often called her the thong queen. This woman loved thongs. I always felt her motto should have been "With a thong, you can't go wrong", but that was too obvious, so I said, "She has a thong in her heart." (I wrote that one down because I liked it. I will explain more later in this article.

Now I must go off-topic a moment to explain that I am a cartoonist. I make my living by selling my licensed goods on such products as funny tees, mouse pads, aprons, hoodies, and other gifts and collectibles. My cartoon is called Londons Times Cartoons.

From sociology classes, I'm aware that adult males and females on the average think about sex a certain numbers of times per day. i forgot the statistics. And it is very difficult for me not to at least consider it when thinking about or talking about a thong. Is that wrong? And I'm guessing the same thought may go through the average adult female when thinking about a nice looking guy dressed in attractive attention-getting boxers or briefs (as opposed to kids white cotton BVD's as I wore a bit too long).

Of course nobody, especially a male, wants to be laughed at when his underwear is noticed, especially by a female and even more especially by a female to whom he is attracted.

One must admit, being a prude or not, sex is not just fun but can be quite funny too. Not sex itself, with all respect I find it a spirtual and even holy act. But the "mating part" the "courting part" reminds me of watching old reruns of "Wild Kingdom". We can be real animals in a way. So does sexy and funny underwear bring out more of the animal in us? I decided to find out and opened a store that sells sexy and funny boxers and thongs with my cartoon images on them online.

And the feedback has been phenomenal with our new little niche store "A Thong In My Heart".

I was going to call it "A Boxer In My Heart" but for some reason I felt it would go over like "A Stint In My Heart".

The offbeat cartoon thongs and boxers, to my knowledge, are the first of their kind on the market and the topics of the cartoons range from famous rock stars to dogs to love and romance.

So this Valentine's day, I have no idea what I'm getting, but I know what I'm giving, and I know it's right to be thong. Or something like that.

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Cartoonist Rick London has become hooked on fashionable underwear. So much so, he decided to launch his private label brand of sexy funny boxers and thongs. His online store is called A Thong In My Heart Sexy Funny Cartoon Thongs And Boxer Shorts

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